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Invigorate your body and soul with a MASSIVE snuggle with this Massive Avocado!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kibakids","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67809963802856,"sku":"841024106268","price":47.52,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/7533\/0536\/files\/massive_avocado_large_bca7e13c-4a4c-4568-9b3c-bf23347b530e.jpg?v=1790837378"},{"product_id":"massive-cute-octopus","title":"Massive Cute Octopus","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat mysterious creatures dwell in the depths of the sea? Well, this one, for one! Is it an aquatic monster with long fangs and glow-in-the-dark eyes? No! It's a friendly fuzzy cephalopod with long, fuzzy arms and cute, sparkly eyes! Come on out, massive friend! There are so many folks on the shores above who want to give you high-fives! What's that you say? You can give eight high fives at once? Well, alright then! Everyone, into the water!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display:\" none aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eCute,Octopus,Plush Octopus,Stuffed Octopus,Pink,White,Teal,Marine,Sea,Massive,Huge\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Kibakids","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67809963868392,"sku":"841024106411","price":41.12,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/7533\/0536\/files\/massive_octopus_ii.jpg?v=1790837380"},{"product_id":"massive-hamburger","title":"Massive Hamburger","description":"\u003cp\u003eThat's some Grade-A chopped up steak, right there! Check out that juicy quality! Of course that doesn't mean that this hamburger meat is actually steak (unless you're from Australia, where it does!) but it does mean that you're in for some superior savoriness! In this particular case, the hamburger is DEFINITELY not steak. But it is a high-quality mouthful of cuddles. Metaphorically.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kibakids","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67809963901160,"sku":"841024110623","price":92.12,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/7533\/0536\/files\/massive_hamburger.jpg?v=1790837381"},{"product_id":"massive-fuzzy-bumblebee","title":"Massive Fuzzy Bumblebee","description":"\u003cp\u003eBees don't just fly around looking cute! NO! They have a big job weighing on their tiny buzzing bodies! They pollinate, people! I mean, they pollinate flowers, not people. It's a massive job! Let's count on the Massive Bee to take it on!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display:\" none aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003emassive, bee, bug, insect, plush, big, huge\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Kibakids","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67809963933928,"sku":"841024110630","price":58.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/7533\/0536\/files\/massive_bee.jpg?v=1790837383"},{"product_id":"massive-plague-doctor","title":"Massive Plague Doctor","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe originally intended for this to be a Halloween Kibakids, but, well, here we are. When we posted our 7  version of this dude, the amount of traffic crashed our site. Then we spent 2 days fixing the site. Then you ordered a LOT of them. Then our site crashed again. Thank you! Unexpected! Anyway...here's a massive version! A full armful of well-timed spookiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kibakids","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67809963966696,"sku":"841024113983","price":114.47,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/7533\/0536\/files\/massive_plague_new.jpg?v=1790837385"},{"product_id":"massive-squishable-frog","title":"Massive Kibakids Frog","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrog Facts! Frogs were invented in 2005. All frogs have a license to drive. 80% of vandalism committed in the UK is done by frogs. If you spell frogs backwards you get horse. The proper size of a frog is 32 inches. One of the previous facts is true. Buy this 32-inch frog to find out which.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display:\" none aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eamphibian,green,toad,water,pond,lake,legs,meme\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Kibakids","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67809964032232,"sku":"841024117882","price":54.94,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/7533\/0536\/files\/massive_frog.jpg?v=1790837386"},{"product_id":"massive-ufo","title":"Massive UFO","description":"\u003cp\u003eMassive UFO, where do you come from? Is it a cuddly planet? A squishy planet? A furry planet? A...massive planet? I ask because you're really really really...massive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kibakids","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67809964065000,"sku":"841024115314","price":44.51,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/7533\/0536\/files\/squish_massive_ufo.jpg?v=1790837388"},{"product_id":"massive-squishable-banana","title":"Massive Kibakids Banana","description":"\u003cp\u003eTop reasons for purchasing a Massive Banana. 1) I want it. 2) It looks great in a cowboy hat. 3) I want it. 4) A lifelong reminder to meet my daily potassium needs. 5) I want it. 6) I haven't really been hugged until I've been hugged by a Massive Banana 7) I WANT IT!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kibakids","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67809964097768,"sku":"841024115307","price":87.87,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/7533\/0536\/files\/squish_massive_banana.jpg?v=1790837390"},{"product_id":"massive-squishable-mushroom","title":"Massive Kibakids Mushroom","description":"\u003cp\u003eDo you like foraging for fungi in the night? Do you communicate using waves of your antennae and a complicated pattern of pheromone emission? Does your exoskeleton molt once a week? Are you, in fact, a bug? I knew it. Welcome to your new home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan id=\"seo-tags-custom\" style=\"display:\" none aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003emassive, mushroom, giant, pink\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Kibakids","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67809964228840,"sku":"841024117493","price":30.27,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/7533\/0536\/files\/massive_mushroom.jpg?v=1790837392"},{"product_id":"massive-squishable-hot-dog-dachshund","title":"Massive Kibakids Hot Dog Dachshund","description":"\u003cp\u003eWith this, our Dachshund takeover is COMPLETE! 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Our king of the cryptids is now really really big. Imagine snuggling under these wings on a cold winter night, safe and shielded from the outside! 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This Massive Kibakids Pineapple is more than 32  (over 3 feet!), which is almost the size of a real fruit pineapple you might find in the wild, or in a very large fruit salad! Though regular Pineapples, generally considered to be the largest and biggest of all fruit, are nowhere near this cuddly...they're quite spiky. And big. Have we mentioned how large pineapples are? They're huge! The size of a house, they are. Bigger than a tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kibakids","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67810014265576,"sku":"841024110197","price":86.83,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/7533\/0536\/files\/massive_pineapple.jpg?v=1790838579"},{"product_id":"massive-squishable-pigeon","title":"Massive Kibakids Pigeon","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe don’t usually name our Kibakids, but exceptions must be made. 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